Violent Ex Libris Bookplate

$2.00

This is a paper sticker approximately 3.5 × 3.5 inches, meant to be placed on the inside cover of your favorite book.

I don’t know what it’s like in your house, but the magical creatures who live in my walls and come out only at night are constantly stealing my books. I have tried a public library style borrowing system, but they do not respond to fine notices. They only respect violent intimidation.

Since installing these in my books, I have noticed a 30% reduction in books going missing, and for those that do, 90% of them have been returned within a reasonable 3 month window. I highly recommend these bookplates for all of your book retention needs*.

*Untested on humans, but presumed to be highly effective.

This is a paper sticker approximately 3.5 × 3.5 inches, meant to be placed on the inside cover of your favorite book.

I don’t know what it’s like in your house, but the magical creatures who live in my walls and come out only at night are constantly stealing my books. I have tried a public library style borrowing system, but they do not respond to fine notices. They only respect violent intimidation.

Since installing these in my books, I have noticed a 30% reduction in books going missing, and for those that do, 90% of them have been returned within a reasonable 3 month window. I highly recommend these bookplates for all of your book retention needs*.

*Untested on humans, but presumed to be highly effective.